Huh.

[velouria]

The chick selling Mary Kay just asked me if my parents were home.

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[granting.livejournal.com]

"Mommy is in the hospital from Daddy pushing her down the stairs."

[velouria.livejournal.com]

i thought she just fell...?

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

Well are they?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

mother told me, yes she told me, i'd meet girls like you.

In a deep southern accent...

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

"...you look kind of wiry... you could probably fight to the pith!... *sniffs the air* I'm not much for fighting... that's why I leave my 12 gauge by the door *eyes roll back with a suggestive smile* now get the fuck off my porch Sugar Plum..."

[velouria.livejournal.com]

oweeeeennn.

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

Yeaas honey cake *does a dungaree jig with excitement*

[velouria.livejournal.com]

?

Dungaree may refer to:

* Dungaree, a Hindu goddess living on a Dungar, a
moderate size hill or a small mountain
* Dungaree, a type of onion
* Dungarees, jeans or overalls made from denim
* An Australian cowboy

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

I really don't know, I was blotto when I wrote this... all I know is anyone who called my mobile that night got to speak with a phsycotic hillbilly.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

so, number 3.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

4 rather.

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

1+2+3+4 x 456468435 = me

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

"Mommy is out sacrificing daddy to the Dark Lord."

[velouria.livejournal.com]

mommy's alright, daddy's alright, they just seem a little weeeird.