Huh.

[velouria]

The chick selling Mary Kay just asked me if my parents were home.

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[granting.livejournal.com]

"Mommy is in the hospital from Daddy pushing her down the stairs."

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

Well are they?

In a deep southern accent...

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

"...you look kind of wiry... you could probably fight to the pith!... *sniffs the air* I'm not much for fighting... that's why I leave my 12 gauge by the door *eyes roll back with a suggestive smile* now get the fuck off my porch Sugar Plum..."

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

"Mommy is out sacrificing daddy to the Dark Lord."