Huh.

Aug. 6th, 2009 06:46 pm
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The chick selling Mary Kay just asked me if my parents were home.

In a deep southern accent...

Date: 2009-08-07 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] botrinks.livejournal.com
"...you look kind of wiry... you could probably fight to the pith!... *sniffs the air* I'm not much for fighting... that's why I leave my 12 gauge by the door *eyes roll back with a suggestive smile* now get the fuck off my porch Sugar Plum..."

Date: 2009-08-08 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] botrinks.livejournal.com
Yeaas honey cake *does a dungaree jig with excitement*

Date: 2009-08-08 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com
?

Dungaree may refer to:

* Dungaree, a Hindu goddess living on a Dungar, a
moderate size hill or a small mountain
* Dungaree, a type of onion
* Dungarees, jeans or overalls made from denim
* An Australian cowboy

Date: 2009-08-10 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] botrinks.livejournal.com
I really don't know, I was blotto when I wrote this... all I know is anyone who called my mobile that night got to speak with a phsycotic hillbilly.

Date: 2009-08-10 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] botrinks.livejournal.com
1+2+3+4 x 456468435 = me

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