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velouria ([personal profile] velouria) wrote2009-08-06 06:46 pm

Huh.

The chick selling Mary Kay just asked me if my parents were home.

[identity profile] granting.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Mommy is in the hospital from Daddy pushing her down the stairs."

[identity profile] daddylovebucket.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well are they?

In a deep southern accent...

[identity profile] botrinks.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"...you look kind of wiry... you could probably fight to the pith!... *sniffs the air* I'm not much for fighting... that's why I leave my 12 gauge by the door *eyes roll back with a suggestive smile* now get the fuck off my porch Sugar Plum..."

[identity profile] jonn68.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mommy is out sacrificing daddy to the Dark Lord."

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
oweeeeennn.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
mommy's alright, daddy's alright, they just seem a little weeeird.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
mother told me, yes she told me, i'd meet girls like you.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
i thought she just fell...?

[identity profile] botrinks.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeaas honey cake *does a dungaree jig with excitement*

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2009-08-08 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
?

Dungaree may refer to:

* Dungaree, a Hindu goddess living on a Dungar, a
moderate size hill or a small mountain
* Dungaree, a type of onion
* Dungarees, jeans or overalls made from denim
* An Australian cowboy

[identity profile] botrinks.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
I really don't know, I was blotto when I wrote this... all I know is anyone who called my mobile that night got to speak with a phsycotic hillbilly.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
so, number 3.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
4 rather.

[identity profile] botrinks.livejournal.com 2009-08-10 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
1+2+3+4 x 456468435 = me