Please.

[velouria]

If you're going to kill yourself, would you have the decency to put your head in the oven like a normal person rather than jumping off an overpass and backing up the entire state of California for hours at a time while they scrape you off some poor jerk's windshield.

I am compassionate toward your situation until I've developed that dumbass driver's tan on my left arm because of you. 

Comments

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

well at least it shouldn't happen again.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

are you kidding me? it happens daily. unless you mean the driver's tan, which is not quite complete yet as it's so early in the season.

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

does it look like I'm kidding?

Maybe I am.

Just buy a british car and drive that tomorrow and you should even out.

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

Roof trampolines for cars is the answer.

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

"God, I hate my boss, my life, my wife... this'll teach em!"


*Boing!

[velouria.livejournal.com]

or little springs on shoes for all suicidals. course i'd be forced to wear them.

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

Sure - me too - they need proper testing. The ultimate punishment my be to put them all these things...



Turn a nuisance to entertainment... Kazam!

[velouria.livejournal.com]

what the hell? he looks like asian keanue reeves. asianer keanue reeves.

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

The thought of these filled with depressives bouncing all over town - off cars & buildings - is cheering me up. Who needs Prozac when you've got giant Zorb balls.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

depressives in balls. oh you.