Please.

[velouria]

If you're going to kill yourself, would you have the decency to put your head in the oven like a normal person rather than jumping off an overpass and backing up the entire state of California for hours at a time while they scrape you off some poor jerk's windshield.

I am compassionate toward your situation until I've developed that dumbass driver's tan on my left arm because of you. 

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[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

well at least it shouldn't happen again.

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

Roof trampolines for cars is the answer.