Please.

[velouria]

If you're going to kill yourself, would you have the decency to put your head in the oven like a normal person rather than jumping off an overpass and backing up the entire state of California for hours at a time while they scrape you off some poor jerk's windshield.

I am compassionate toward your situation until I've developed that dumbass driver's tan on my left arm because of you. 

Comments

[velouria.livejournal.com]

are you kidding me? it happens daily. unless you mean the driver's tan, which is not quite complete yet as it's so early in the season.

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

does it look like I'm kidding?

Maybe I am.

Just buy a british car and drive that tomorrow and you should even out.