Waste not, want not.

[velouria]

Sittin around in a pizza joint with my sister and her kids, and my niece examines her piece of pizza sagging pathetically in the air for a few seconds before flinging it down on the table and scowling. "I don't like pizza," she whines.

"What chapter is that in your book?" I asked her, "You know, I Don't Like Rollerskating?"

"When is your book coming out?" was her response.

"My book?"

"Your I Don't Have a Boyfriend book."

Oh touché, little one. You have learned from the master.

Comments

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

KAPOW! FACE!

[velouria.livejournal.com]

face punch.*

*do you get that?

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

are you punching me or the little girl?

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

ZOMG

I can see the biting wit is a genetic thing.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

she's 9 years old and has already had more boyfriends than i will ever have, so we know i didn't pass that gene down.

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

9 year old kids date? Geez, I was sheltered.

[ba-doinger.livejournal.com]

Haha, you have the most interesting things happen to you!

I would've replied, "God kills little girls!"

[velouria.livejournal.com]

god kills little girls? hasn't watching icarly all day taught you any better?

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

Hi, am I too late to comment on this?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

there is no statute of limitations.

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

Sweet...in that case:
OMG ROLF A LOL, PWN3DBBQ!!!1one