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Sittin around in a pizza joint with my sister and her kids, and my niece examines her piece of pizza sagging pathetically in the air for a few seconds before flinging it down on the table and scowling. "I don't like pizza," she whines.

"What chapter is that in your book?" I asked her, "You know, I Don't Like Rollerskating?"

"When is your book coming out?" was her response.

"My book?"

"Your I Don't Have a Boyfriend book."

Oh touché, little one. You have learned from the master.

Date: 2009-12-13 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatchelt.livejournal.com
Sweet...in that case:
OMG ROLF A LOL, PWN3DBBQ!!!1one

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