Please.

[velouria]

If you're going to kill yourself, would you have the decency to put your head in the oven like a normal person rather than jumping off an overpass and backing up the entire state of California for hours at a time while they scrape you off some poor jerk's windshield.

I am compassionate toward your situation until I've developed that dumbass driver's tan on my left arm because of you. 

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[velouria.livejournal.com]

what the hell? he looks like asian keanue reeves. asianer keanue reeves.

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

The thought of these filled with depressives bouncing all over town - off cars & buildings - is cheering me up. Who needs Prozac when you've got giant Zorb balls.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

depressives in balls. oh you.