It's only just a crush.

[velouria]

New Guy just cannot be bothered. I have to constantly stock red licorice at my desk to keep him coming, and that's astronomically expensive due to the middle-aged ladies who hover about and hoover it into oblivion the second I set it down.

I can only tell myself that dudes are "shy" or "gay" (he does teach yoga on the weekends) for so long until I have to face the shitty music. I will live my life as I will undoubtedly die: alone.

Comments

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

Or he really is just shy. It happens.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

it does not. :[

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

It does. He could be intimidated by your wit and aloofness (that's not a word, is it?)

[velouria.livejournal.com]

nooooooooooo.

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

Dying alone is overrated. You have to make someone else suffer, too.

[granting.livejournal.com]

Sounds gay to me.

Oh well.

We can die alone together. Wait, no.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

you have your hot gf, liar.

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

I'll eat your red licorice.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

just like a man.

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

but I'll replenish your supply.

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

That's the spirit! Dying alone is the new..b...being in love *breaks down*

[velouria.livejournal.com]

hold me.

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

good LORD no! i'm nowhere near such an advanced stage, i've only just become comfortable with talking to people via e-mail and livejournal...such a leap could kill a man

[velouria.livejournal.com]

we can go slow. start through bullet-proof glass or something.

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

this is all getting too much too fast, my chest is starting to tighten and my lips and fingers are going numb...i'm gonna go and play with my toy cars for a bit, that'll sort me out

[velouria.livejournal.com]

oh fine, get back in your bubble.

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

sweet, there's no place like home!

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

Pull one of the middle-aged ladies, they're obviously gagging for it.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

actually, they're all spoken for.

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

The challenge is on.