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New Guy just cannot be bothered. I have to constantly stock red licorice at my desk to keep him coming, and that's astronomically expensive due to the middle-aged ladies who hover about and hoover it into oblivion the second I set it down.

I can only tell myself that dudes are "shy" or "gay" (he does teach yoga on the weekends) for so long until I have to face the shitty music. I will live my life as I will undoubtedly die: alone.

Date: 2009-03-05 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonn68.livejournal.com
Or he really is just shy. It happens.

Date: 2009-03-05 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonn68.livejournal.com
It does. He could be intimidated by your wit and aloofness (that's not a word, is it?)

Date: 2009-03-05 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonn68.livejournal.com
Dying alone is overrated. You have to make someone else suffer, too.

Date: 2009-03-05 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] granting.livejournal.com
Sounds gay to me.

Oh well.

We can die alone together. Wait, no.

Date: 2009-03-05 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com
you have your hot gf, liar.

Date: 2009-03-05 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddylovebucket.livejournal.com
I'll eat your red licorice.

Date: 2009-03-05 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daddylovebucket.livejournal.com
but I'll replenish your supply.

Date: 2009-03-05 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatchelt.livejournal.com
That's the spirit! Dying alone is the new..b...being in love *breaks down*

Date: 2009-03-05 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatchelt.livejournal.com
good LORD no! i'm nowhere near such an advanced stage, i've only just become comfortable with talking to people via e-mail and livejournal...such a leap could kill a man

Date: 2009-03-05 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com
we can go slow. start through bullet-proof glass or something.

Date: 2009-03-06 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatchelt.livejournal.com
this is all getting too much too fast, my chest is starting to tighten and my lips and fingers are going numb...i'm gonna go and play with my toy cars for a bit, that'll sort me out

Date: 2009-03-06 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com
oh fine, get back in your bubble.

Date: 2009-03-06 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatchelt.livejournal.com
sweet, there's no place like home!

Date: 2009-03-05 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] botrinks.livejournal.com
Pull one of the middle-aged ladies, they're obviously gagging for it.

Date: 2009-03-05 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com
actually, they're all spoken for.

Date: 2009-03-05 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] botrinks.livejournal.com
The challenge is on.

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