He works from 9 to 5 and then...
Feb. 24th, 2009 08:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
velouriaMy current goal in life is to seduce the new guy at work into marrying me. He's under 95 and male, not the norm, so I fumble all over my goddamn self every time he speaks to me.
This afternoon, he ambled over to my cubicle to ask me what I was reading. I struggled desperately to find a sophisticated way to explain that it was a US magazine chronicling Jessica Simpson's journey into hefferdom, but could not find the adequate words to do so. In all honesty, I was only looking for whatever words wouldn't make me sound like Juliette Lewis in The Other Sister or Juliette Lewis in anything, really. I did not succeed even remotely.
He got around to casually asking me how old I was, so I take this to be a declaration of his love. What else? For this reason, I must find a legitimate excuse to go into his cubicle tomorrow. I have not come up with anything thus far, but I do have an outfit for the occasion.
This afternoon, he ambled over to my cubicle to ask me what I was reading. I struggled desperately to find a sophisticated way to explain that it was a US magazine chronicling Jessica Simpson's journey into hefferdom, but could not find the adequate words to do so. In all honesty, I was only looking for whatever words wouldn't make me sound like Juliette Lewis in The Other Sister or Juliette Lewis in anything, really. I did not succeed even remotely.
He got around to casually asking me how old I was, so I take this to be a declaration of his love. What else? For this reason, I must find a legitimate excuse to go into his cubicle tomorrow. I have not come up with anything thus far, but I do have an outfit for the occasion.
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Date: 2009-02-25 04:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 04:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 04:49 am (UTC)I just like to live vicariously through other people's flirting.
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Date: 2009-02-25 01:00 pm (UTC)Also, congratulations. He does sound like he's flirting with you!
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Date: 2009-02-26 01:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-26 02:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-25 04:33 pm (UTC)If he struggles, furrowing his brow in a vein attempted to understand the situation...then calls the i.t. crowd, he's thick.
If he struggles but looks cute, go be a hero.
If he plugs it in straight away, nonchalantly walk past & whisper with a smile: tomorrow it's the breaks on your car.
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Date: 2009-02-26 01:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-26 01:09 am (UTC)...or maybe you should just get to know him. Ask lots of questions, that way he does most of the talking. Bonus.
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Date: 2009-02-26 01:09 am (UTC)