How Homosexual.

[velouria]

Goth 45%
Trendy 10%
Alternative 50%


Conclusion: Angry *and* arrogant! What a combination. You have just enough knowledge of the world to really resent it properly.

Woody was wrong, I'm only 45% goth.

Comments

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

But.......... what if I want to fire you later?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I'd be all, "no".

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

What would I be getting in exchange for such a vast sacrifice on my part?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I'd make you breakfast in a school girl uniform.

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

And then after breakfast, you'd give it up, right?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I'd go to school, silly.

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

Somehow, one way or another, I have to get laid though this business deal.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I am flinging the back of my hand against my forhead and crying, "Why must he be so goddamn attractive! I have grade school to go to."

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you can afford one day off school sick.
Now then. Remove that skirt.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

Not in public.