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velouria ([personal profile] velouria) wrote2001-09-27 10:20 pm

How Homosexual.

Goth 45%
Trendy 10%
Alternative 50%


Conclusion: Angry *and* arrogant! What a combination. You have just enough knowledge of the world to really resent it properly.

Woody was wrong, I'm only 45% goth.

[identity profile] ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I swear to god, if I could demote you again, I would.
But you don't work for me anymore! *cry*

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't even try to stop me. You just swatted me with the mop on the way out the door.
I am open to persuasion, you know.

[identity profile] ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean like, another raise?

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to be co-president.

[identity profile] ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
*CO*- PRESIDENT!?
You mean, like, higher up than vice?
YOU MEAN EQUALITY!?!?

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
YES SIR. Your equal. A tremendous erection in status.

[identity profile] ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
But.......... what if I want to fire you later?

[identity profile] ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
What would I be getting in exchange for such a vast sacrifice on my part?

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd make you breakfast in a school girl uniform.

[identity profile] ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
And then after breakfast, you'd give it up, right?

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd go to school, silly.

[identity profile] ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow, one way or another, I have to get laid though this business deal.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I am flinging the back of my hand against my forhead and crying, "Why must he be so goddamn attractive! I have grade school to go to."

[identity profile] ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you can afford one day off school sick.
Now then. Remove that skirt.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2001-09-27 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Not in public.