How Homosexual.

[velouria]

Goth 45%
Trendy 10%
Alternative 50%


Conclusion: Angry *and* arrogant! What a combination. You have just enough knowledge of the world to really resent it properly.

Woody was wrong, I'm only 45% goth.

Comments

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

I swear to god, if I could demote you again, I would.
But you don't work for me anymore! *cry*

[velouria.livejournal.com]

You didn't even try to stop me. You just swatted me with the mop on the way out the door.
I am open to persuasion, you know.

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

You mean like, another raise?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I want to be co-president.

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

*CO*- PRESIDENT!?
You mean, like, higher up than vice?
YOU MEAN EQUALITY!?!?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

YES SIR. Your equal. A tremendous erection in status.

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

But.......... what if I want to fire you later?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I'd be all, "no".

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

What would I be getting in exchange for such a vast sacrifice on my part?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I'd make you breakfast in a school girl uniform.

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

And then after breakfast, you'd give it up, right?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I'd go to school, silly.

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

Somehow, one way or another, I have to get laid though this business deal.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I am flinging the back of my hand against my forhead and crying, "Why must he be so goddamn attractive! I have grade school to go to."

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you can afford one day off school sick.
Now then. Remove that skirt.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

Not in public.