velouria: (execusexay)
velouria ([personal profile] velouria) wrote2003-10-19 12:07 am
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  • Current Music: the extended version of crocketts theme

Think of the tender things that we were working on.

I finally got to play Vice City. I was doing okay. I guess. But Crockett's theme came on the radio unexpectedly. It evoked an emotional response in me and I veered off the road into some prostitutes and went rolling off my motorcycle which exploded in a giant fireball. The prostitutes then refused to have sex with me. So I punched them. For this I was arrested.

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At this point I just put the controller down and cried uncontrollably.
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[identity profile] ex-hypothezi980.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'VE DESECRATED VICE CITY

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2003-10-23 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
...i fell off my motor vehicle.

[identity profile] granting.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. The damn sluts require you to have a nice car or they won't have sex with you.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2003-10-23 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
my car was always on fire or in the process of becoming on fire. i guess that's not very attractive.

[identity profile] ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
I give this post an A+

[identity profile] ex-novas.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
So realistic. So... So proud!

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2003-10-23 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
who the crap are you and what are you talking about.

[identity profile] ex-novas.livejournal.com 2003-10-23 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Friend of Ruxpin's. Saw a link to your journal from his. Checked it out. And I was talking about your reaction to the game.

[identity profile] ex-novas.livejournal.com 2003-10-24 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Quite alright.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2003-10-23 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
this is my journal.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2003-10-23 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
and i give this comment an F-

[identity profile] ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com 2003-10-24 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
=|

[identity profile] agenesis.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
shastasheen

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2003-10-23 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
yuh!

[identity profile] fagorz.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
definitely japan 4

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2003-10-23 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU SPEAKING OF.

[identity profile] fagorz.livejournal.com 2003-10-24 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
lol japan 4

[identity profile] for7676.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww. Don't cry, those hookers deserved to be punched, they wouldn't have sex with you.

In all honesty, you should have taken a baseball bat to them.

[identity profile] for7676.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
And I've read a bunch of your posts, you are awesome. For this I am friending you

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2003-10-23 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
i had a gun originally that i was shooting random people with, but it was stripped from me at some point. so i just resorted to beating them with my fists of fury.

also, yes i am awesome.

[identity profile] for7676.livejournal.com 2003-10-24 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Random beatings add to your awesomeness!

Hooray!

*smack* ;)
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