Think of the tender things that we were working on.

[velouria]

I finally got to play Vice City. I was doing okay. I guess. But Crockett's theme came on the radio unexpectedly. It evoked an emotional response in me and I veered off the road into some prostitutes and went rolling off my motorcycle which exploded in a giant fireball. The prostitutes then refused to have sex with me. So I punched them. For this I was arrested.

...

At this point I just put the controller down and cried uncontrollably.

Comments

[ex-hypothezi980.livejournal.com]

YOU'VE DESECRATED VICE CITY

[velouria.livejournal.com]

...i fell off my motor vehicle.