Cable Guy

[velouria]

I'm going to assume every friend and or complete weirdo has made their presence known to me now. So if in the future, you're some complete weirdo showing up making insane comments, I reserve every right to have you offed.
I have got to go to sleep before 1:00. Tomorrow, I have to go to the hell that is Earth Science so that I may marvel at rocks. Then the transmission place. Then the radiator shop. If I make it to the radiator shop. I do not know about that. My dad does not believe that there is anything wrong with the car. "Keep driving it! Jeez! Whine whine whine bitch bitch bitch! It's just a little leak!" Uh...IT GETS GODDAMN HOT AND IT FLOODS HORRIBLE TOXIC GREEN CRAP EVERYWHERE.
I need my own personal mechanic and cable installer. He would have rock hard abs and extreme expertise because it's his job to be an asshole to women whilst fixing cars, installing cable, and selling calculators.
Hmmm.
I'm off to lay in bed and stare at the ceiling in the purple lights till I fall asleep. Whether I like it or not.

Comments

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

You're dad is WRONG!
VERY WRONG
NEVER IGNORE CAR PROBLEMS
EVER
NEVER NEVER EVER IGNORE CAR PROBLEMS
EVER!

... <3 =D

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I know. I let the brakes go once. Till one day they they started making horrible grinding noises. So when I got to the brake place they were all "300 DOLLARS BITCH! ROTORS."
You should be here to fix my car when I do that. =D

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[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

If like, you were here.. seriously, I could fix it.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I like you a lot.

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[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

You're just saying that so I fix your car.
User!

[velouria.livejournal.com]

No. That's only like 36% of liking you.

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[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

Thats like, almost half.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

remaining 64% = rock hard abs

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[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

Oh, so now it's about my body...
*CRY* WILL NO ONE LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM!?!?!

[velouria.livejournal.com]

your mom?

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[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

.... why do you torment me so?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

you like it.

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[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

I like it better when you just get naked.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

well SAME HERE.
64% abs.