Attention Douchelord.

[velouria]

Attention lady who falls all over herself to rush through the door and into her cubicle to blare at least 14 Michael McDonald songs inside 8 hours every day: You are a douchelord. Not only that, but I'm pretty sure you're breaking several county ordinances by nuking some sort of aquatic life of epic proportions in the microwave each lunch hour and leaving me to take the fallout for it due to my visibility.

Just to reiterate: Douche. Lord.

Comments

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

Kill the fool.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

ordinance against that too.

[ba-doinger.livejournal.com]

If I worked there, I'd make fun of douchelord with you, but I'd secretly be jamming out to Michael Mcdonald too...

[velouria.livejournal.com]

it's very paul rudd in 40 year old virgin. i don't know how much more i can take.

[ba-doinger.livejournal.com]

I know you can't take much more, but I'm sure you'd appreciate this!

[velouria.livejournal.com]

yep, heard that one a few times yesterday.

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

You should put something invisible and elastic along the front of her cube...so she goes bouncing backwards.

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

I think what you're trying to say is, she should cut the bitches face open and punch the wounds.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

calm your ass down.

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

Looks like someone wants a' punchin'

[velouria.livejournal.com]

lord of all douchebags. sort of like lord of the dance or lord of the rings.