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velouriaSince I'm moving, I've decided to purchase a normal sized person bed and have it delivered to the new place. I'm tired of trying to sleep with internet boyfriends on a tiny twin. Someone's always putting their knee through a wall or falling onto the floor in the middle the night. So I'm going to put my fun sized one in the "Free" section on Craigslist, but I need help with the ad. This is what I've got thus far:
Twin mattress/box/and metal thing. Good shape. Slightly stained, but with Cherry Coke and Mountain Dew, honest. You remove and haul away from upstairs. Not an opportunity for rape, will shoot you.
Twin mattress/box/and metal thing. Good shape. Slightly stained, but with Cherry Coke and Mountain Dew, honest. You remove and haul away from upstairs. Not an opportunity for rape, will shoot you.
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Date: 2009-05-16 11:50 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-05-17 03:26 am (UTC)Especially since I don't use Craigslist. Never have.
I remember exactly how we met.
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Date: 2009-05-17 03:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-17 03:45 am (UTC)Sorry.
Melancholy has hit me as of late. Kills my sense of humor.