Off with their heads.

[velouria]

In the past month alone, someone has stolen both the registration sticker and the old, weathered Queen of Hearts sticker off the back of my car. The former has monetary value at least, but the latter does not.

What exactly was your motivation, jerk off? Disapproval of the monarchy system? Operation Apartment Complex Freedom? Are you the Queen of Hearts? Am I not qualified? Well, prepare to be overthrown when I catch you with my stickers. Heads will roll.

Comments

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

they're actually trying to nick your car, but they're doing it verrry slow, piece by piece.

this might take a while.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

you're right. they took the emblem of my hubcap. you can't make a toyota out of your kia, shitface! :[

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

mmmmmm lady stickers.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

i'm lady sticker-less now.

[botrinks.livejournal.com]

I'll just put one here. yeah. & one over that. mmmm thats good. little cheeky sticker riiiight there. Damn. & this one is only half stuck... wooo thats hot. stick for me baby, stick on all the way... thats good adhesion.

I gotto go.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

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