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At least not to me.



RE: Seahorse. First of all, not with me, sorry. Secondly, who goes to a search engine and types "I would like a tattoo of a seahorse. Where can I find a nice picture?" and why don't these kinds of people communicate with me on the internet? I only receive messages consisting of unintelligible strings of slang and acronyms conveying either that I look like a dude or that they'd like to perform oral sex on me, or both. It's not fair.

And sorry about your hair.

Date: 2008-12-08 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonn68.livejournal.com
I hope no one is recording my searches. "Who was that chick from the tv show ALF?" and "hot naked redheads" are particularly embarassing searches and would kill my chances to run for public office.

Man, why didn't *I* think of telling women they look like dudes? I wasted my youth.

Date: 2008-12-09 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com
there's still time. start with your girlfriend.*

*jaykay.

Date: 2008-12-09 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonn68.livejournal.com
Yeah sure...give her a NEW reason to put me in the doghouse!

Date: 2008-12-09 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com
i can just see you looking deep into her eyes. "honey, you look like a dude this evening."

Date: 2008-12-09 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonn68.livejournal.com
And then waking up, hours later, not knowing how I got a bloody nose.

Date: 2008-12-09 05:20 am (UTC)

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