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velouria ([personal profile] velouria) wrote2007-09-15 06:03 pm

Earth girls are easy.

Speaking as a woman on behalf of women everywhere, I feel obligated to inform young males of the planet that not one of us is impressed by you revving your engine like an asshole and peeling away in a cloud of smoke when you:

- happen to see us on the street

- happen to be sitting next to us in traffic

- happen to be within a 10 mile radius of us, period

To the contrary, it makes us throw up in our mouths and pray for your sudden fiery death. This is regardless of whether you are driving a Ford Probe or a Lamborghini, which by the way, we also don't give a shit about. Just an FYI.

[identity profile] alexeiffel.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm told that while drunk I wanted someone to drive while I car surfed. No one would do it and my brothers girlfriend asked how I was going to do it if no one would drive. Apparently my answer was "I'll drive it... WITH MY DICK"

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2007-09-18 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
you guys and your dicks, i swear.