Healthy in Paranoid Times.

[velouria]

I put a CD player in my car. I told the guy that my cassette deck broke and that I needed to join 1990 anyway. He just stared at me. Then he recommended the most expensive one available.

I bought the cheapest one available. It also happens to play MP3s. That's like hours upon hours of obscure songs I download off the internet while drunk. It's too much technology for me. It also came with a remote, which is just about the most retarded thing I can think of.

I told my brother I'd gotten a CD player for my car, and he said I should have also gotten a new car for my car. This is true.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Except you didn't actually put it in your car yet. Why do you tell such lies?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

why'd you delete your journal, assjack?

[(Anonymous)]

I asked first, wangface.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

why don't you deconstruct every single thing i say 24 hours a day 7 days a week because that's more productive than say, talking to me like a normal human being? okay? yay. looks like you've got that covered.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

god i'm a fucking asshole.

[granting.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!

Now that you have a CD w/ MP# playback... you're way past 1990!

We're all very proud of you Colleen.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

yep, i'm so 2001 it's not even funny.