Politically Corrupt.

[velouria]

My coworker ruined my morning this morning by showing me the newspaper. I was just standing there, eating my peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets and staring bleary eyed at the "I only have Ice for You" truck out in the parking lot, reflecting on the fact that it was 9:00 AM and I'd actually slept for 7 and 1/2 hours when he showed me the paper.

I really wanted to see the charred, mutilated carcasses of Americans dangling from a bridge while a crowd of whateverthehell they are cheered beneath them. Why are we even over there. We're going to fix thier biblical fucking problems that they can't work out and never will be able to? We're what, two hundred years old? Why don't we fix our own fucking problems? I fucking hate Bush. The coworker then went on to say we could do our part by voting against him next time. He also called me sister. But that's irrelevant.

Well I already voted against him years ago. No one in California voted for his stupid fucking ass. A lot of good it did us. Do I have to move to Florida. What the fuck. You stupid fucking southerners. Quit inbreeding.

In a somewhat related matter, everytime Arnold says something like "I love it when thee people go to thee polls and they flex their muscles," I feel like I'm living in Batman & Robin.

Comments

[ex-hypothezi980.livejournal.com]

[velouria.livejournal.com]

no

[jaimeee.livejournal.com]

i live in florida and am in no way related to my boyfriend
that said, the majority of people who vote here are really fucking stupid.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

i just realized that almost half of the people on my friends list reside in florida. sorry.

[jaimeee.livejournal.com]

i wasn't offended.
i thought it was funny ha ha.

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

Heres to hating bush.
*drinks bleach*

[velouria.livejournal.com]

drinking bleach? hating bush? i'm lovin it.

[for7676.livejournal.com]

Two of my favourite things. Well, George Bush anyway...

[velouria.livejournal.com]

george bush is one of your favorite things? or hating on george bush? if it's the latter, you can join us in our bleach fest.

[for7676.livejournal.com]

I hate George. He's a warmonger.

Should I bring razors too?

[vel0uria.livejournal.com]

thats my fault.

i started the colleen trend in florida.
go me.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

i treasure you and all the floridians you brought with you. and i think you were too young to vote in the last election, so you couldn't possibly be responsible.

[vel0uria.livejournal.com]

yay. i guess lj is good for something after all.

and yes you are right. i was too young.

[granting.livejournal.com]

Haha. You SHOULD move to Florida!