White light, white heat, white trash.

[velouria]

I got some of that teeth whitening stuffs. My line of thinking was something like: if my teeth are going to be so "unique", they could at least be white. But it tastes like Clorox. Or what I assume Clorox tastes like. Why don't I just spray some shower cleaner in my mouth.

So I've had my mouth open for the past hour to avoid the any taste bud/Clorox union. It's not working. I suppose I'm going to vomit at any moment now. Guess I'll go hover over an available receptacle.

Comments

once this baby hits 88 mph, we're gonna see some serious shit

[ex-hypothezi980.livejournal.com]

hover?

how could you have a hoverboard and never tell me of this?

also: can i borrow the sports almanac

Re: once this baby hits 88 mph, we're gonna see some serious shit

[velouria.livejournal.com]

you should see what the Grand AM does at 88 mph.








(the fan belt breaks)