velouria: (execusexay)
velouria ([personal profile] velouria) wrote2003-10-19 12:07 am
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  • Current Mood: suicidal
  • Current Music: the extended version of crocketts theme

Think of the tender things that we were working on.

I finally got to play Vice City. I was doing okay. I guess. But Crockett's theme came on the radio unexpectedly. It evoked an emotional response in me and I veered off the road into some prostitutes and went rolling off my motorcycle which exploded in a giant fireball. The prostitutes then refused to have sex with me. So I punched them. For this I was arrested.

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At this point I just put the controller down and cried uncontrollably.
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[identity profile] ex-hypothezi980.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
YOU'VE DESECRATED VICE CITY

[identity profile] granting.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. The damn sluts require you to have a nice car or they won't have sex with you.

[identity profile] ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
I give this post an A+

[identity profile] fagorz.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
definitely japan 4

[identity profile] for7676.livejournal.com 2003-10-19 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww. Don't cry, those hookers deserved to be punched, they wouldn't have sex with you.

In all honesty, you should have taken a baseball bat to them.
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