Think of the tender things that we were working on.

[velouria]

I finally got to play Vice City. I was doing okay. I guess. But Crockett's theme came on the radio unexpectedly. It evoked an emotional response in me and I veered off the road into some prostitutes and went rolling off my motorcycle which exploded in a giant fireball. The prostitutes then refused to have sex with me. So I punched them. For this I was arrested.

...

At this point I just put the controller down and cried uncontrollably.

Comments

[for7676.livejournal.com]

And I've read a bunch of your posts, you are awesome. For this I am friending you

[velouria.livejournal.com]

i had a gun originally that i was shooting random people with, but it was stripped from me at some point. so i just resorted to beating them with my fists of fury.

also, yes i am awesome.

[for7676.livejournal.com]

Random beatings add to your awesomeness!

Hooray!

*smack* ;)