Pompous Asses and Circumstance.

[velouria]

My brother graduated this morning in the middle of the night (8 am). He made that Richard Nixon victory gesture as he walked. I photographed it.

My mother took the opportunity to loudly insult everyone sitting around us. Their crimes consisted of cheering too loudly, talking on their cell phones excessively, wearing obstructive straw hats, standing, and existing.

You can always tell the sluts of the graduating class. A plethora of guys and some of their fathers outfitted in backward baseball caps rise from all areas of the audience to howl, "WOOOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA."

I can't believe it's been 3 years since I graduated from that place. What do I have to show for it? Over 1,000,000 internet hours logged? Such a .

Comments

[ex-hypothezi980.livejournal.com]

[velouria.livejournal.com]

are they in the shape of the united states?

[ekrypt.livejournal.com]

how would you know? you think californyaaaaaa (woohoo yay!) is the only state.

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

THIS POST WAS GENIUS THX

[ekrypt.livejournal.com]

THIS REPLY WAS GENIUS

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[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

HI

[ekrypt.livejournal.com]

HEY

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[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

SUP!?

[ekrypt.livejournal.com]

CHILLIN, U?

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[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

I JUST GOT KILLED IN UO =[ =[ =[

[ekrypt.livejournal.com]

I'VE NEVER PLAYED

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[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

THAT SUX

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SMILIES!

[(Anonymous)]

stfu

-skank :)

hey my brother graduate too. thought i'd share. PEACE

Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SMILIES!

[(Anonymous)]

"graduated"

fucking son of a bitch peace of shit fucking typos

PEACE
AGAIN

Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SMILIES!

[velouria.livejournal.com]

DUDE I AM COMING OVER TO YOUR SIDE OF THE CONTINENT IN 5 DAYS!!!
at least i think it's your side. like, above your side. thank god. you can keep arkansas or wherever you live.
ps. smilie whereabouts are top secret.

Re: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SMILIES!

[(Anonymous)]

Yay, i'm going to be in new york in 5 days. :D

----------------skank

[velouria.livejournal.com]

hehe. calm down.

[ekrypt.livejournal.com]

I AM CALM GOD DAMMIT. WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW. BECAUSE IN THREE CLINICAL STUDIES, 94% OF PATIENTS NEEDED ONLY ONE DOSE OF EXTRA STRENGTH EXCEDRIN® TO RELIEVE TENSION-TYPE HEADACHE PAIN.

[phantomplanet.livejournal.com]

<3

[velouria.livejournal.com]

[phantomplanet.livejournal.com]

ah that's beyond cute. stop it.

[(Anonymous)]

buffy is over. :(

---skank too.

[phantomplanet.livejournal.com]

i know... but i didn't like this season. haha. and there's always Angel.

[(Anonymous)]

Yea they should have given anya a better ending instead of that short bullshit.

Yes Angel! :D

www.buffyworld.com LOL

[velouria.livejournal.com]

alright. that's enough WB programming discussion in my journal.

[phantomplanet.livejournal.com]

YES! Anya was my favorite. *sob*

I love Angel. I'm going to mee Vincent (Connor) & Julie (Darla) this weekend.

::click::