Cause it never stops being funny.
At least not to me.

RE: Seahorse. First of all, not with me, sorry. Secondly, who goes to a search engine and types "I would like a tattoo of a seahorse. Where can I find a nice picture?" and why don't these kinds of people communicate with me on the internet? I only receive messages consisting of unintelligible strings of slang and acronyms conveying either that I look like a dude or that they'd like to perform oral sex on me, or both. It's not fair.
And sorry about your hair.

RE: Seahorse. First of all, not with me, sorry. Secondly, who goes to a search engine and types "I would like a tattoo of a seahorse. Where can I find a nice picture?" and why don't these kinds of people communicate with me on the internet? I only receive messages consisting of unintelligible strings of slang and acronyms conveying either that I look like a dude or that they'd like to perform oral sex on me, or both. It's not fair.
And sorry about your hair.