#$@%^&.

[velouria]

The most exciting thing that's happened lately is Amber and I putting air in my tires. The thing hissed and spit air at a rapid pace out of the tires, and into my face. Amber screamed, causing me to trip over the cord. Currently there is less air than there was to begin with. I usually make former friend Nick do this, but recently he's been disagreeable due to me having "been his friend for six years and still not having sex with him".
Yeah, alright. I'm cutting my list of friends down to one person now.
I hate being sick. I can't drink out of the milk carton because it's morally wrong.
On a more upbeat note, here's a picture of Justin Timberlake cheating on Britney Spears with me:



We have never been happier.

Comments

[cherryghost.livejournal.com]

Um... I thought you hate livejournal? On the cover of the new US Weekly it has a picture of Britney & Justin and it says "Britney & Justin: It's Over"

[alexeiffel.livejournal.com]

Well shit, I'd stop talking to you after 6 years of no sex too. Especially since you're obviously such a gothic slut, it's just an insult if you don't put out. =P

To the Slut..I reveal my darkest secret.

[arellia.livejournal.com]

I actually think Justin is cute when he has his afro and when his man arms show.
Or it could just be the upclose pics of him making his arms look bigger.
I usually assume pop boys are 5'4 and 100 pounds.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

Only with Justin Timberlake.

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME YOU HEARTLESS BITCH

[velouria.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry dear. But when he looked at me and sang "Why don't you be my girlfriend," I melted.

Re:

[ruxpin-exe.livejournal.com]

I have guns now I can kill him with. =D

you are..

[(Anonymous)]

you are pretty. I like your LiveJournal, and The Pixies.

Re: you are..

[velouria.livejournal.com]

thank you and such.

[alexeiffel.livejournal.com]

Hi.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

hi. you look angry, and bloody.

[ambryo.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha. thats funny