Little People, Big World.

[velouria]

Today was Bring Your Spawn to Work Day, apparently. Each one that filed past my cubicle was enamored with all the fluorescent, immature crap I have plastered everywhere (stickers, stamps, magnets, feathers, voodoo dollies, King Kong pencil toppers on Halloween pencils, most of it pink). "You're preeetttyyy" one girl stopped the procession to say to me. I thanked her as a wave of giggles rippled through the rest of them.

This spawn needs to consult with Architect on things to say to me as he passes. His architect arsenal is very limited to questions about my weekend and telling me to wake up when he catches me yawning. He could use some help expanding it to include such talking points as "You're pretty" and "I yearn for you" and "Hold me, my wife just died."

Maybe there's a class.

Comments

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

There is a class, but I think it involves booze, as well.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

history has taught me that dudes are not interested in sloppy drunken alcoholic chicks. i, however, would be more than willing to accept him in such state.

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

Well, it's because the guys you talked to/interacted with are gentlemen.

Also, there's no need to get sloppy drunk, just drunk enough not to worry. :)

[velouria.livejournal.com]

there is no such drunk for me. hi, my name is colleen and...

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

:(

[velouria.livejournal.com]

this was a happy entry, frownyass.

[jonn68.livejournal.com]

:D

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

you're pretty.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

and witty and gay. and i pity any girl who isn't me today.

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

I love when you quote some West Side Story. :)

this picture made me think of you:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4546280424_0bc6d24f11_o.jpg

[velouria.livejournal.com]

i'm typically pro-bunny, though.

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

well this bunny was "pro that dog you hate".

[velouria.livejournal.com]

dan lungren's? yeah.

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

so you're motivated to stab at the bunny of Dan Lungren!

[velouria.livejournal.com]

only hold hostage until he stops emailing me. that son of a bitch.

[daddylovebucket.livejournal.com]

I will destroy that bastards email server!

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

Man up woman, what the hell?! Next time you see this bald, fat Architect, get up on your desk and punch him in the throat. When he's on the ground, jump up and down on his chest while yelling WAKE UP COCKFACE, WAKE UP!

I don't EVER want to hear of this PRAT again unless it's due to you KILLING him.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

roid rage?

[hatchelt.livejournal.com]

Rage in general. It keeps me safe hotcakes.

[velouria.livejournal.com]

hotcakes, i like it.

[ba-doinger.livejournal.com]

you need to either take pics of your life or document it in crayon drawings....