velouria: (hate)
velouria ([personal profile] velouria) wrote2009-04-01 05:01 pm

Please.

If you're going to kill yourself, would you have the decency to put your head in the oven like a normal person rather than jumping off an overpass and backing up the entire state of California for hours at a time while they scrape you off some poor jerk's windshield.

I am compassionate toward your situation until I've developed that dumbass driver's tan on my left arm because of you.