velouria: (mon-kay)
velouria ([personal profile] velouria) wrote2003-10-31 04:28 pm

Shock, shock. Horror, horror.



Colleen: Stop me from being a jackass if need be.

Amber: I've been trying to do that for years.

Colleen: No, I mean a drunken jackass.

Amber: I don't know if I'll be able to tell the difference.

[identity profile] alexeiffel.livejournal.com 2003-11-01 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa. If I had a girlfriend, I'd do my best to cheat on her with you.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2003-11-01 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me