O Come All Ye Faithful

So Jesus Guy had another baby (not him specifically, but his poor wife) the other day and when I went to congratulate him via email ’cause he’s gone, I get this response:

I will be off for who knows how long welcoming new life into this world. Colleen will be handling my case load.

He then went on to quote holy writ for two paragraphs. I stared at my monitor incredulously for quite some time before trying to recall my congratulations because I was so pissed off (and incredulous).

Soon I will field the “What’s up with such and such project and what in the hell is wrong with that guy?” calls and emails. Can’t wait. Can’t wait.