Love Letters.

Packing up my manifestos, and found a single, undated pink Post-It note, on which was printed:

I do not want you out of my life, but I am trying to communicate to you, albeit in an "obnoxious and childish manner," that the fundamental discord between us is that you're an asshole.

It's a shame this never made it to whomever it was directed to. I couldn't tell you who that was, because they've all called me obnoxious and childish.