Ophelia Cont.

Freaking Ophelia put an enormous "STATE WORKER AND PROUD OF IT" sign right in the front yard. I did a double take at it as I was preparing to get in my car one god-awful hour of the morn to drag my ass to my state job that I absolutely abhor.

I know she thinks she's sticking it Kindergarten Cop and all, but please. I'm having a "STATE WORKER BECAUSE I SLEPT ON THE FLOOR ONE NIGHT THAT I WAS MOVING AND DECIDED HOMELESSNESS WAS NOT A VIABLE OPTION" sign made up as we speak.