Jun. 3rd, 2009

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Day 1, I:

- dropped a sub-woofer on my foot from such great heights

- severed 2 fingers with a tape measure

- disposed of yet another shot glass in the garbage disposal they just fixed, and for a grand finale:

- put a television through the window of IT Guy's 4-Runner

Needless to say, he did not try to sleep with me. No one will ever sleep with me again, especially not with missing appendages.

On the upside, I put my hideous glass table that I no longer have room for on Craigslist, and some girl came running over here to get it within seconds without executing and dismembering me. Score.

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