Why.

You know the "Sponsored Links" on Myspace? Let's just assume you do. Whatever. So everytime I sign in, I see this. Please direct your attention to the third sponsored link down:





Gee, that's just what I needed. And I bet I can get a great deal on Ebay, too. But then what? Chris Hansen comes to my door and I shoot myself? I suppose someone can utilize the wrongful death lawyer at that point.

Happy Thanksgiving.