To Catch an Asshole.

This Dateline. I swear to God. Ooooh, big shocker. Men from all walks of life would fuck a teenage girl. I'm floored! A doctor? A lawyer? A marine? They were just married? GASP.

OH GOD. OH NO. THAT NEVER HAPPENS. Men aren't scumbags. No way.

Why don't the decoys say they're 7 or 8? Catch the real fucking predators. I guess no one wants to actually see that.

Life played loud.

After staring disgustedly at To Catch an Asshole, I was privy to the ten o'clock news, (all of this due to an extreme lack of life, BTW) where my feelings of disgust were replaced with an overwhelming soul-crushing despair.

Tower Records Shuts Down

Nooooowaaaah.

I called up my ex-coworker. She says 30 to 60 days.

At least I got to work there. Had always been my life's goal. Have yet to find another.