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A time to be so small.
Jan. 9th, 2006 11:03 pmA guy asked me where he could get an Alice in Chains poster. I said 1994.
He wasn't amused. I thought I was funny though.
Another lady entered her phone number in lieu of her pin. Yet another looked at me like a docile cow in the middle of a road when I said "blue button please" to her.
"Push it?" she asked. Naw. Ask it on a date. Take it to dinner. Marry it. Have little children with it that don't understand the concept of buttons and grow up to make my life a living hell.
He wasn't amused. I thought I was funny though.
Another lady entered her phone number in lieu of her pin. Yet another looked at me like a docile cow in the middle of a road when I said "blue button please" to her.
"Push it?" she asked. Naw. Ask it on a date. Take it to dinner. Marry it. Have little children with it that don't understand the concept of buttons and grow up to make my life a living hell.
