On what planet are Captain and Tenille essential.

Essential Carpenters. Essential Styx. Essential Yes. Essential GOD AWFUL music is hardly essential. Who decided it was appropriate in life to include the word "essential" on every best of collection. Were Survivor participants allowed to sport their Essential Robin Gibb albums in the African jungles. I hope so. Who knows what kind of hell could have broken loose without.

I shall quote That 70's show.

Eric: Fez, will you go to the Styx show with me?
Fez: Eric, we have a saying where I'm from. It's called "Ugh. Styx."

My Eddie Veddery cute co-worker is 17. Yikes. Oh well. A few nights in jail is worth it.