:O

I was sitting on the couch eating tequitos that resembled the illustrations from that Scary Stories to Read in the Dark book from back in the day, when Tower called and asked if I would like to interview.

Would I!

So I de-Jew my hair and unearth my converses and head on down. He pulls out a wad of papers and starts asking me a buttload of pop culture questions, one of which is to name all the Beatles. Well who doesn't know that? A lot of people, apparently. He asked who the fifth Beatle was and I said, "Pete Best or Yoko Ono?" That was the deal breaker.

I will now be paid for being sullen!