Think of the tender things that we were working on.

I finally got to play Vice City. I was doing okay. I guess. But Crockett's theme came on the radio unexpectedly. It evoked an emotional response in me and I veered off the road into some prostitutes and went rolling off my motorcycle which exploded in a giant fireball. The prostitutes then refused to have sex with me. So I punched them. For this I was arrested.

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At this point I just put the controller down and cried uncontrollably.