Uh.

This evening an extremely tall man resembling Chris Webber comes into my line. I am gearing up to ask for his autograph when he asks me for an application. I am baffled for a second, and say..."Yuh...sure....okay," and go to get it. He then inquires as to whether or not he would be required to wear the green vest or not.
I am mulling this over for quite some time while he stands patiently. Well would Chris Webber be required to don the green vest? I come up with yes, yes you will have to wear the green vest. We make no exceptions. We then exchange laughter and farewells and Chris Webber goes off into the night.
Are things that bad in the NBA? Jeebus.