Laid

I was thinking. There are all these pretty goth girls who get away with wearing purple lipstick. And purple eyeshadow. And every time I wear either of those, I just end up looking like a total whore. Every single time. I really can only get away with wearing shit brown. Or really dark brown. And that's great and everything, but I would like to wear purple without looking like a streetwalker.
It's because I don't dye my hair. If I soaked my head in nasty black hair dye like all of you gothic sluts, I too could be you. But I don't want to be you. Come to think of it, I do not even have a fondness for any of you. What the fuck is my problem. I forgot to shoot my heroin today. Oops.