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velouria ([personal profile] velouria) wrote2001-10-24 11:24 pm

Hello.

Today in Philosophy, he proved that God exists. I started to write it down, but it was getting to be very long. I just didn't have the energy to move the pen that much.
What else. I was talking to my friend like person. He has the same car as me, a couple years older. I asked him if he ever had problems with it. "No. I take care of my car."
"You take care of your car?"
"I get the oil changed every three months."
Jackass. That is not what I'm talking about jackass. I think we should trade cars, jackass. You can take care of mine. Jackass.
Why do I talk to people?

[identity profile] cherryghost.livejournal.com 2001-10-25 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
That guy sounds like a real jackass. You should paint your car the same color as his and then park it where his car is and put your stuff in his car and his stuff in yours and then take his car home and he'll never know.

[identity profile] velouria.livejournal.com 2001-10-25 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I would, cept the way I see it, everything that could possibly go wrong has already gone wrong on mine. So if I did that, he'd be driving it around everywhere. And when I asked him how it was, he'd say "Fantaaastic. I get the oil changed every three months."

[identity profile] cherryghost.livejournal.com 2001-10-25 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
lol. That will work too I suppose.